Insight hoved 1
Innovasjon

Safetec har flere prosjekter med fokus på videreutvikling og bruk av eksisterende metodikk i både nye og eksisterende bransjer

UKOM

Alright, let's mafia things up a bit. Joey, burn down the ship. Clamps, burn down the crew. When I was first asked to make a film about my nephew, Hubert Farnsworth, I thought "Why should I?" Then later, Leela made the film. But if I did make it, you can bet there would have been more topless women on motorcycles. Roll film!

Too much work. Let's burn it and say we dumped it in the sewer. Throw her in the brig. We're also Santa Claus! Is that a cooking show?

Enough about your promiscuous mother, Hermes! We have bigger problems. How much did you make me? I wish! It's a nickel. Goodbye, cruel world. Goodbye, cruel lamp. Goodbye, cruel velvet drapes, lined with what would appear to be some sort of cruel muslin and the cute little pom-pom curtain pull cords. Cruel though they may be…

Climate Futures

There's no part of that sentence I didn't like! Five hours? Aw, man! Couldn't you just get me the death penalty? Good man. Nixon's pro-war and pro-family. No! I want to live! There are still too many things I don't own!

With gusto. Fatal. You'll have all the Slurm you can drink when you're partying with Slurms McKenzie! For the last time, I don't like lilacs! Your 'first' wife was the one who liked lilacs!

Why am I sticky and naked? Did I miss something fun? Ooh, name it after me! Yes, I saw. You were doing well, until everyone died. Anyhoo, your net-suits will allow you to experience Fry's worm infested bowels as if you were actually wriggling through them.

Northern Lights

Good news, everyone! There's a report on TV with some very bad news! I guess because my parents keep telling me to be more ladylike. As though! Perhaps, but perhaps your civilization is merely the sewer of an even greater society above you!

Shut up and get to the point! It's toe-tappingly tragic! I was having the most wonderful dream. Except you were there, and you were there, and you were there! Dear God, they'll be killed on our doorstep! And there's no trash pickup until January 3rd.

It's a T. It goes "tuh". Well I'da done better, but it's plum hard pleading a case while awaiting trial for that there incompetence. I guess if you want children beaten, you have to do it yourself. Who are those horrible orange men?

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Sturle Danielsen Tvedt ekspert på gransking og undersøkelser i Safetec.
Sturle Danielsen Tvedt

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sturle.danielsen.tvedt@safetec.no

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UKOM

Too much work. Let's burn it and say we dumped it in the sewer. Throw her in the brig. We're also Santa Claus! Is that a cooking show?

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Climate Futures

With gusto. Fatal. You'll have all the Slurm you can drink when you're partying with Slurms McKenzie! For the last time, I don't like lilacs! Your 'first' wife was the one who liked lilacs!

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Northern Lights

With gusto. Fatal. You'll have all the Slurm you can drink when you're partying with Slurms McKenzie! For the last time, I don't like lilacs! Your 'first' wife was the one who liked lilacs!